When Danny over came the odds to win Survival Three

The Suicide match where Mathias won his second World title that is when

Back when Damian defeated Max, Lien, and Rivers to retain his title

The GWE stood tall

Kettle Korn-=- Mic check...mic check...hello..ello...

Greg-=- You idiot...just set the camera over there will you.. Metal!!!..I mean Alloy!!!

Kettle Korn-=- Looking good, I got you in my sights.

Greg-=- Hello all you lackluster, ball busting, gum chewing fans of the decomposed GWE. I’m Greg and

The camera is spun around and Kettle Korn is in the lens.

Kettle Korn-=- I’m Kettle Korn...used to have a real name but had a bad popcorn accident and well...there you have it.

A rock bounces off of KK’s head and the camera is spun around once again.

Greg-=- Asshole don’t do that again. Back to where I left off...Alloy!!! Yeah that’s right I’m a bad ass and I love to record myself doing bad ass things, like chilling like a damn villain on the spire of this hill. For all you Jason Sparks and Danny Sweatsocks fans spire means...

Greg slightly turns his body away from the camera but we can still clearly see him flipping through pages of a tiny dictionary.

Greg-=- the highest point or summit of something. By the way I was calling you all dumb if you didn’t catch that. Show off the spire Kettle...show it off to these motherless bastards.

Kettle works the camera like an action movie. He tears the camera off the tripod and starts doing wind sprints in between two trees. He rolls in the grass and he bunny hops as he captures every angle of this hill. He finally manages to calm himself and actually works the camera properly. We see a few spring filled trees and the grass is as green as Spire’s envy to process the talent Fiend has, the sky as blue as Spire’s face while being choked out. Greg and Kettle stand alone on the hill, alone except for the figure seated pleasantly under the shade. Kettle brings the camera over to the figure who is...you guessed it...Fiend. The make up damaged from the sweat of the sun. Fiend makes no sound and barely even moves he only reaches to his side and hands Kettle a book. The title? Spilt personality and why it’s just a cover up for the failure you are. Kettle just slowly steps away from Fiend with the book in hand. He steps the camera up on the pod and tosses the book to Greg.

Greg-=- Sweet. I read this before and it’s fucking alloy!

Greg flips through the book before dropping it down to the ground beside him.

Greg-=- It’s basically a book written by this dude that wanted to be a doctor but dropped out of med school to manager a Burger King. He might not have a player hating degree but this dude knows his physiological and emotionological stuff. Those are both words right?

KK gives him the thumbs up and Greg whips his brow and gives KK the “hey guy you’re awesome” finger point and cheesy grin.

Greg-=- So yeah...Burger King Manager Douglas talks about how spilt personality is a load of dirty crap. People just make this up to hide any type of bullshit they did and don’t want to be blamed for. If you take Jason Spire for example this guy just straight up went missing for about three years. I got the thinking right...this guy defiantly got caught checking someone’s junk out in the shower. But...if that didn’t happen then it’s either a big time drug problem that made him run into the wild to live with bears or squirrels kind of like Adrian Hood did...plane crash my ass.

Greg then literally shows off his ass to the camera, mooning all those who see this later.

Greg-=- Bitches didn’t see that coming. But let me get into serious mood.

Greg begins to perform a little two step dance, which is poorly done and he even adds a thumb snap to it.

Greg-=- Much better. Jason Spire has the whole amnesia going on and he’s battling “internal guilt”. I return you back to exhibit a, the whole checking out some dude’s Wang Johnson in the locker room. I’m just throwing that out there.

When Jay Rivers climbed the ladder to capture the World

Kacy Knight went through Hell in summer to be champion in a Man’s world that’s when

When men were Crucified to win championships

That is when the GWE stood tall

Greg-=- Why couldn’t he just leave well enough alone? Stay away from humanity and never come back. Why could your alter-ego come up with the name Radakast? You’re not radical but I’m sure Fiend will put you in a cast or two or three or four or five. Aint that right Fiend?

Kettle Korn turns the camera to angle in Fiend who does nothing more then enjoy the view.

Greg-=- God damn that man is alloy! Who else can be badass without saying a word or even moving his freaking hand?! You better ask that second personality of yours to get his ass whupped on Jason, let lameakast take the fall here, save yourself. Let me ask you something buddy...why cover the left side of your face? Why not the right side or why not just cover it completely? Who the hell died and made you the Phantom of the opera? You’re not badass and you’re not alloy! You can’t wear things to cover your face, only Fiend can rock that style bro!

Greg leaves his serious mood and enters himself into straight up rock n roll jammer mode. He equips himself with his air guitar and no one is safe. He plays away as he rocks out to the tune of his own voice as he yells out random trash talk.

Greg-=- Youuu can’t beat him!!! Rrrrr!!! Spire to be in-spired! To lose! To get your ass whupped!!! rrRrr! This is! The! Downward! Spiral! oF!! Youurrr!!!! Lifeeee!!!!! Thank you Wisconsin goodnight!

Greg shakes himself out of his jam to realize he’s no longer in a cover band of a cover band of Sound Garden. The live performance seems to have been an annoyance to Fiend as he is seen marching towards Greg. Greg isn’t quite happy about this but something tells him Fiend isn’t about to snap him in two.

Greg-=- I was just messing around dude, don’t hit me or anything. Chill bro...chill. Here’s your book I didn’t mean to drop it.

Greg hands Fiend the book who just grabs it from his hands. Fiend pulls a piece of paper from the middle of the book and hands it to Greg. At the top of the letter it says show this to the camera. Greg nods and says “sure thing dude” and walks over to Kettle Korn as he holds the paper in camera view.

I have seen, and done things you’ll need a fourth personally just to believe.

Won battle after battle against the mightiest of challenges.

I am someone you are not ready for.

Looking at you I see how little talent the GWE requires for entry.

Looking at you I see a broken man hiding behind false pretense.

Wanting nothing more than to use you as a statement towards my quest of redemption.

I will forever be the last chance hero, I will forever be the forgotten solider.

Nothing you can do will stop my last chance of changing the GWE as I once loved it.