What Did I Miss?

Ouch...that’ll leave a mark.

How can you possible watch this and not feel bad.

I was under the weather and relaxing rather then working seemed like the better choice this week. It was Memorial Day weekend, it was vacation.

Considering the money I paid to take tonight off, not one bit. He knew the trouble he was getting into stepping into a GWE ring, I warned him and he was fine with me. He’s fine, don’t worry.

He’s not moving.

I glanced at the seen and covered up my laugh with the seriousness of my cough. I told you I was under the weather and I wasn’t lying.

The man is an actor, I’m sure he’s just trying his best to make his performance memorable.

His performance as what...an unconscious man?

Get real...Deathmask just punched him in the chest, you don’t really think that can actually injury someone do you?

It was in the heart and for the last time...the man looks seriously hurt.

You know...I didn’t think hanging around with you would be like having my mother around 24/7. Just enjoy the show my friend, I’ll take the blame for it next week I’m sure.

You think anyone noticed?

That’s taking a shot at my in ring ability right there. The guy I paid to play Fiend was totally unorganized and I wouldn’t be surprised if I was asked to take a drug test to see if I’m following the illegal substance abuse policy.

Perez isn’t as dumb as we all think. If he doesn’t already know he will know before the night is over. I guarantee I’ll open up the show in yet another pointless match just to see if I try the same stunt.

Is that way you didn’t show up this week? You thought this match was pointless?

I didn’t show up this week because I’m no where near 100 percent, and if I’m not 100 percent then I can’t perform at 100 percent and if I can’t do that then why even show up. I’ll be robbing the crowd of their money by putting on a piss poor show and I wouldn’t be putting my competition to the max, thus not doing my job. I called in a sick day and I’ll leave it at that.

Do you think this will have any effect on you in the long run?

Not at all, once next week comes and goes we’ll be one week closer to the pay per view and that is all Perez cares about at the moment. He needs to make major plans to make Chameleon look as good as possible. Hold on a second...

I reached into my side pocket and pulled out my cell phone. I cracked a smile as I read the text message from officer Perez.  “Nice try Fiend...I have a surprise for you next week, you’ll face Ronin, Steve Liddel and Katja next week on Elite. I suggest you show up if you want to keep your job.”

Ha...Ha...I knew it. I told you Perez would throw something like this my way.

What? What it is?

He’s got me facing the company tool and I’m not talking about Al Pine, I’m talking about Ronin. He’s also throwing Steve Liddel into the mix as well the ass he was stuck in...Katja Gisbergen.

What is this supposed to prove? It doesn’t seem like much of a lesson.

He just wants me to show up and break a sweat. We all know Ronin is about as skillful as a group of retards. I don’t know what to do against Steve or if he’ll ever show up...it’s not that easy to get the scent of ass off. I hate admitting it but Katja is basically the only one worth worrying about and that’s only because I’m scared of that ass. You know someone is dangerous when they need to buy three tickers just to get on a plane and eats the entire menu as an appetizer.

There the outcast of the GWE roster and I wouldn’t be surprised to see them work together to place you in a room right next to Steve Mathias.

Let’s not get carried away now. Mathias obviously messed with the wrong person, I mind my own business and Katja and the rest should consider me one of their own...for the time being that is.

Katja doesn’t have any reasoning skills. All she knows is eat and sit...on someone. Maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll sit on your face.

The gag reflex kicked in at full force. ???? ???? is usually the serious type and almost never cracks a joke...especially one as sick as that.

I’ll be sure to give her your number. Maybe I’ll hook her up with Ronin instead, maybe it’s about time he stops being the lone wolf and gets himself some action.

Liddel has been in a huge slump and after being completely embarrassed by Katja in front of millions of people, I wouldn’t be shocked to see him step it up a notch and prove he belongs on the roster.

And I would  also be shocked to see shamu fighting in a leotard but then Katja entered my life. Katja has a better chance of losing a ton, Liddel has a better chance of breathing fire and Ronin has a better chance looking like he doesn’t have down syndrome then any of them do in beating me. I got a week to make up for...it’s going down.